Some Captain America fans have literally no concept of historical context, like “oh my god, imagine when he woke up and found out that while he was frozen, the slaves were freed, the American colonies achieved independence from Britain, and mankind discovered fire!!”
Don’t forget the heart break he’ll feel when he sees the bones of his faithful t-rex on display at the museum of natural history.
i’m not skinny and that’s okay
I am skinny, and that’s okay too
If you think I’m cute there’s a 100% chance I’ll be ecstatic and flail like a dork if you tell me.